BrandNew Droppin da bomb on Tim Westwood in 'is own back yard! Mad real truth!

Posted by Tom Rigden

Outside MTV's London headquarters yesterday - 1pm - weather conditions - fair - 

Tom R and Simon K were reprezentin the BrandNew crew, biggin demselves up to da suits tyin ta pay pa billz and earn sum green. Before breakfast dey had earned mad props from the clientz and was waitin for der' homeboys at MTV to let us into their crib..

The bronx was hot heavy an jammed when out of nowhere; the baddest DJ on planet RAP rocked up laaike Jay Z wiv 'is boxfresh shoes and  Sean Johns flwin in da breeze. Is was Westwood!! Fo shizzle we waz in the prezence of greatness!! As he left 'is chillin' spot, he dropped 'is little black notebook...Tom Spotted 'dis and laaike PDiddy divin in front of Biggie's bullet retrieved it from the seat!

Like a gangsta fleein from a drive by he burned 'is kicks and chased Westwood down to a sandwhich joint in da ghetto. Westwood was shocked...Westwood was saved...and the future of RAP was safe!! Westwood 'ad is book back and Tom shook the hand of Rap royalty! This was a true ghetto story!

BrandNew.....Fresh...Nuff said!

*n.b; RAP; (commonly used acronym is musical circlesc - Retards Attempting Poetry. See also Billy Ray Cyrus and the Cheeky Girls for similar intellectually diverse lyrical content)

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